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VERSION: SDSS-1.0 (Day 01 — Linguistics Calculus in Effect)

AUTHOR: ECB (Primary Authorship)

SEAL: ⟡LC-AUTH⟡ [ECB : RUL3R : SDSS Chain — Sole Sovereign Ownership]

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